1.  A photo of Emma hitting Jenna in the head with her Tootsie Pop. (Because Jenna was annoying her.)

2.  A photo of the floorboard landing location of one Nokia 2300 (circa 2004) propelled by me, from the driver’s seat, at Jake and Jenna, who were seated in the 3rd row of our Expedition. (Because they WOULD NOT stop their constant bickering and arguing. For the record, I missed.)

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