Katelynn on . . .
. . . animal sounds: “The rooster goes cock-a-little-do.”
. . . long traffic lights: “COME ON GREEN LIGHT! YOU WANT A PIECE OF MEAT?”
. . . her big sister’s FOUL MOUTH: “MOM-EEEEEEE. Emma said a bad word. She said ‘Why don’t you mind your own BEESWAX?’”
. . . religion: “Yes, Jesus loves me. Yes, Jesus loves me. Yes, Jesus loves me. The Bible tells you what to do.”
I suppose we could correct her, but really prefer just to laugh at her.
Omigosh, that is so funny. My two year old hasn’t done this yet but I’m sure it will only be a matter of time. Hysterical! Thanks for sharing.
The best part is she has no idea that what she is saying is funny.
She is entirely serious.
Which, of course, makes what she says even more hysterical.
“YOU WANT A PIECE OF MEAT?†– I would hold off correcting that one as long as possible! She could even end up in the butchering profession and it could be her slogan. Now I want a cool slogan like that…
LOL!! Wow, Jason. I hadn’t thought of that. Good point.
And while that IS a cool slogan you might try thinking of one that, when printed on a t-shirt, won’t be taken the wrong way. Unless of course you want it to be. *nudge*nudge*wink*wink*
I would simply carry around a piece of bacon in my pocket while wearing the shirt!
One thing I have learned with having young kids around is to never ever to do any home repairs when they are there…
No, I’m not worried about them hurting themselves or me dropping stuff on them. I’m worried about them hearing what I say when I hit my thumb with the hammer or make a stupid mistake (as often happens, I’m really not the best DIY Dad).
Anyway, one day I was putting up some shelves in the basement and had my 3 year old down there too, he was having fun passing me the screws (when he wasn’t exploring the room) and I dropped the shelf plank on my shin while trying to get it level… it hurt, a lot.. naturally I swore at the plank, the wall, the world and my wife who wanted me to do this insane project in the first place. Why do wives love shelves??? Anyway, for the next week to my eternal shame my 3 year old was walking around shops, at friends houses, in the street, etc, saying F**K, F**ketty F**ketty, F**k… he has no idea it is a very rude word and thankfully seems to have forgotten it.
I can laugh about it now but at the time it was so embarrassing….
Very rude, maybe. But SO MUCH FUN TO SAY. heh.
Hilarious, especially the shoutout warning to the traffic light. You should get it on tape and post it up. Heee…
@Along — Yeah, and it’s really kind of sad that I’m already passing on my angry driving skillz to her. By sad I mean hilarious.
My daughter learned road rage early, too. “MOVE IT! Don’t you see that my mom IS IN A HURRY? Stupid drivers.”
Who needs a comedy club when you’ve got kids?
Not sure which made me laugh harder, beeswax or tells you what to do -lol- Too cute!!!
aka — Also very nice of her to be such an advocate for you!
Loretta — Thanks! Let’s not tell her though. She really knows how to beat a dead horse when she thinks she’s being funny. She gets that from her DADDY.