Ghosts of Blogs Past

I was twittering* the other day and one of my homies mentioned the Wayback Machine website which was completely new to me. Basically it’s a site that indexes the archives of all the internets.

Kind of like a DeLorean Google.

So to test the Wayback Machine’s flux capacitor, I typed in my blog’s old domain, jennyology.net, and up popped the jennyology archives. I clicked on a couple of links and was pleasantly surprised to discover several entries that for any number of unknown reasons didn’t make it over to crashtestmommy.net when I moved my database.

Entries that I TOTALLY FORGOT OR BLOCKED OUT having written.

Because I wrote them a year and a half ago and I have slept since then and also am probably coming down with early-onset Alzheimer’s from all the deodorant I use and most likely also because I never take my Ginkgo Biloba since I can never remember to take it.

Anyway.

I have decided to pain-stakingly copy and paste each one of these entries into thishereblog for posterity and your reading enjoyment and I will create a new category called LOST AND FOUND and I will henceforth tag each entry as such when I bring them over. LOOK! there’s one now!

As you read those old entries and pee yourself from the hilarity that is my life — AND YOU WILL — be sure and say a prayer to thank the Sweet Baby Jesus that God and these people invented the Wayback Machine. Because that is what I’ll be doing at bedtime tonight.

After all, it’s evidence for my insanity plea.

And I WILL need it someday.

* If you don’t know what twitter is yet ch-check it out. It’s “a service for friends, family, and co–workers to communicate and stay connected through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing?” Kinda like Facebook meets IM. Or something.