Cat Missing (See Number Five)

Posted on 23 May 2008 by Jenny

Cat Missing (See Number Five)

Footnotes:

1. Because I predict much Wii Hula-Hooping in my near future.

2. Because Dr. Google thinks I have either eczema, psoriasis, or seborrheic dermatitis, but oddly he is unable to write me a prescription, necessitating a visit to an actual living breathing medical professional and what an inconvenience.

3. Because according to All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten, “One must give swag in order to receive swag.” Okay, I totally made that up.

4. Because look Roy, this has been going on for SIX MONTHS and while it’s been highly entertaining listening your dumb-ass leave long-winded messages for Austin regarding upcoming meetings at the housing authority — in spite of the fact that my voice mail announcement CLEARLY states in my VERY FEMALE VOICE that you are depositing said messages into the voice mailbox of JENNY MOTLEY — the novelty has finally worn off so I need to break up. Sorry, I’m just not that into you. Please don’t make me change my number.

5. Because our much-loved cat Pete disappeared from our home sometime Monday evening. And I’m not emotionally ready to say much more about that right now except that if you live in the south Tulsa area and have found a front-declawed neutered male gray tabby with green eyes, we really appreciate you taking him in and letting him hang with you for a few days but we really need him back now. REALLY. PLEASE. NOW.

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  1. mrscrumley says:
    23 May 2008 at 11:25 am

    Awwww… I hope you find Pete.

  2. Keith says:
    23 May 2008 at 3:23 pm

    Hope you find the nuclear kitty.

  3. Merrill says:
    23 May 2008 at 3:58 pm

    I hope you find Pete. We are having some pet pains of our own. Our beloved Boston Terrier was put to sleep this morning… the kids are yet to be told… I’m waiting for Clayton to come home any minute and tell them in his way that only a daddy can do…

  4. Jenny says:
    23 May 2008 at 4:34 pm

    Awww, so sorry about that Merrill.
    Good luck with the kiddos.

  5. holly says:
    25 May 2008 at 7:50 pm

    hey girl! i just emailed you and it came back saying my IP was blacklisted! LOL anyhoo – i’ll try again later and see if it goes through! :)

  6. tara says:
    6 Jun 2008 at 9:53 pm

    How is wii fit working out? I’m begging Daniel to buy it for me . . . not that we have a wii or anything.

  7. Frugal Babe says:
    7 Jun 2008 at 6:29 pm

    I hope you find Pete!!

  8. skcitygirl says:
    3 Jul 2008 at 8:31 pm

    i’m so sorry about your kitty. :( pete reminds me of my little dish who is also a gray tabby. so i feel your pain. i hope you find him soon!!!

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    10 Jun 2008 at 5:21 pm

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    7 Jul 2008 at 8:08 pm

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