Hello and welcome.
I’m Jenny Motley.
This is my website.
I started writing here on August 21, 2006, after a really bad day led me to decide that the world is mostly an ignorant place that is crying out for the benefit of my thoughts and opinions on the important issues.
Like how pizza is hands-down the best, most delicious, most versatile food ever invented, on the basis that it tastes good hot, warm, or cold, morning, noon, or night.
Also, how there has got to be a better system for child drop-off and pick-up than the one my kids’ elementary school uses. HAS. GOT. TO. BE.
And ultimately, I started this website because I figured it would be healthier for me to put my thoughts into words for others to read and enjoy, rather than take out my general frustration with life by nagging my husband, screaming at one of my kids, or ramming into ignorant soccer mommies in black Lexus SUVs. Or some such. I can’t be sure, 2006 was a LONG time ago.
Some of my favorite things are: pizza, the internet, doing puzzles with my husband, shopping garage sales and thrift stores, playing board games or Wii Bowling on “Family Game Night”, back rubs, four-day weekends, the spring season, and fast-forwarding through commercials.
Some things that drive me crazy include: incorrect homonym usage, repetitive noises, slow drivers, cold weather, the car heater on Panel instead of Floor, low talkers, and the child drop-off and pick-up system at my kids’ elementary school.
Oh, and ignorant soccer mommies in black Lexus SUVs.
Unless that’s you. I’m crazy about YOU.