21 Things to Argue with Your Sister About When the Heat Index is 107 Degrees and There’s Still More or Less Exactly 32 Days Until School Starts

Posted on 19 Jul 2010 by Jenny

Breakfast time barstool seating arrangements.
Who has dibs on the last Frosted Cherry Pop Tart.
Whose turn it is to feed the cat.
Whose turn it is to feed the dog.
Which Jonas brother is the hottest.
How it is SO SO SO SO (INFINITY!) STUPID that Disney channel changed the name of the shows to Hannah Montana Forever and Jonas L.A..
How IT IS NOT SO SO SO SO (INFINITY!) STUPID that Disney channel changed the name of the shows to Hannah Montana Forever and Jonas L.A..

Who gets to use the Nintendo DS charger first because both of the DSs have dead batteries.
Where the other Nintendo DS charger was last seen and who has to go find it.
Who gets to play Bejeweled on Mommy’s iPhone while waiting to use the Nintendo DS charger.
Who takes ownership of Mommy’s iPhone someday when she dies.
Whose turn it is to let the dog out.
Whose turn it is to let the dog in.
How long it should take to use the bathroom when someone else is waiting to use it, specifically related to whether the person using the bathroom is going Number One or Number Two. Also, whether the person waiting needs to go Number One or Number Two.
Why the person waiting to use the bathroom doesn’t just go use a downstairs bathroom.
Who has to clean up the Barbie Monopoly, i.e. who touched a playing piece last versus who was sitting in the floor last.
Which flavor of Kool-Aid Mommy should make.
Lunchtime barstool seating arrangements.
Whose turn it is to push the button for the automatic doors at the library. For each of the two sets of automatic doors. On the way in and on the way out.
Who made Mommy so mad that now we aren’t going to the library.
Whose turn it is to stand in the dining room corner.