Rob: You know, Jenna, you’re going to be a freshman next year. That means you need to really concentrate on studying and keeping your grades up.

Jenna: I know.

Rob: If you want to go to college anywhere but the community college the first two years, you need to think SCHOLARSHIP. Which means GOOD GRADES.

Jenna: Yeah, but I might be able to get a soccer scholarship somewhere too.

Rob: Right . . . I think TU and ORU both have women’s soccer programs that award scholarships.

Jenna: YEAH! And just think, if I got a scholarship at TU or ORU I could still live at home.

Rob: That may be the meanest thing you’ve ever said to me.