To think I was excited when she learned to talk

While I was upstairs putting laundry away, Katelynn busied herself by constructing one of her famous Clue-Boggle-Chutes and Ladders-Life-Payday-Travel Connect Four-Chinese Checkers-Wizard of Oz Trivia-Apples to Apples-Farkle-Monopoly-and-Mexican Train Double Twelve Dominoes piles.

Needless to say, I was not amused.

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ME (head exploding): “KATELYNN! OH MY GAWD, WHY DID YOU MAKE THAT BIG MESS??!! YOU ARE GOING TO CLEAN UP EVERY ONE OF THOSE GAMES LITTLE MISSIE! I AM VERY UPSET! START PICKING THEM UP RIGHT NOW.”

KATELYNN: “You help me, Mommy.”

ME: “ABSOLUTELY NOT. You did it. You clean it up.”

KATELYNN: “Mommy, I don’t like your attitude.”

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I bit a hole clean through my cheek, but I managed to stifle a burst of laughter. And THAT’S progress, people.

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  • Thom Crowe (Christine’s husband)

    I so can’t wait to have kids!

  • Jenny

    If nothing else, they are worth having for their comedic value. Why do you think I have FOUR?

  • atheists eat fish

    I am just reading your blog for the first time today. I got here via Dad Gone Mad. I am really enjoying reading as many as your posts as I can. Great writing. Sorry, though, I already voted for amalah. Next time. You two are in direct competition for the same turf. But, she’s pregnant which is always very interesting. How about a fifth kid?

  • Jenny

    Me? Have a FIFTH spawn? Did my husband tell you to say that?

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