When the brouhaha surrounding the release of the seventh (and final) book in the Harry Potter series hit fever pitch this summer, I did exactly what I did when the sixth book was released. Bought the book, sat it on my desk, and declared boldly outloud to nobody-who-was-listening, “I’m going to read all the Harry Potter books.”
I don’t claim that my declaration was particularly believable, since I’ve been very good about buying the books as they are released, but very bad about actually reading them. In fact, when I bought Number Seven, I had only ever read Number One. But twice.
The first time, I read it outloud to a five-year-old Jake (now 14) who, as I vividly recall, lay still and silent under his covers listening to a-chapter-a-night. I remember thinking at the time that his brain must be on overload, busily creating the visuals to go with Rowling’s words. It was awesome.
Then, when I bought Number Six two summers ago and made My Bold Declaration (see above), I decided I’d better reread Number One, having long since forgotten the details of the story. So I read the book in stolen moments between teaching Katelynn to walk and teaching Emma the correct way to wipe her butt. Because “front to back” is a complex concept for a three-year-old. Just ask Katelynn, who is now three and screams at the-top-of-her-lungs for me to WIPE! HER! BOTTOM! everytime she goes.
Moving on.
I finished Number One for the second time, and proceeded to never even open Number Two because . . . ummm, yeah . . . four kids and all that.
Fast forward to two weeks ago. Second verse, same as the first. Bought Number Seven–Sat it on my desk–Made Bold Declaration about “I’m gonna read all the Harry Potter books.” Lather, rinse, repeat.
Except, guess what? I am actually reading all the Harry Potter books this time.
I’m starting Number Four today. And, I have to say, while finishing Number One and Number Two just left me with pleasant feelings of “Wow. That was a good book,” Number Three BLEW ME AWAY. Really.
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Insert Number Three Spoiler Alert Here (You’re Welcome)
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Because ohmygah. Sirius Black? Harry’s godfather? Hecks yeah.
And I’m not ashamed to admit I had a tear in my eye when, near the end, Harry received an owl from Sirius with a signed permission slip to go into Hogsmeade with the other students, oh and, by the way, Ron can keep the owl.
Because that shit is heart-WARMING.