Archive for October, 2006

Father Knows Best

I’m making the bed. Rob enters our room in a huff.

Him: “Gawd. She is so bossy.”

Me: “Which one?”

Him: “The little one.”

Me: “What did she do now?”

Him: “Well, she was looking for her Pink Silky and she asked me where it was. I told her it was in her crib and said ‘Go upstairs and get it.’”

Me: “Yeah.”

Him: And she said “No, you go get it.”

Me: “Um-hmm. So, what did you do?”

Him: “I went and got it.”

Me: *raise eyebrows* *stare* *blink* *blink*

But, in all honestly, it was probably for the best. Otherwise, things likely would have escalated into screaming and a tantrum.

And I just can’t take it when Rob cries.

Haiku for My Fallen Comrades

breastfeeding is best
for baby but not for breasts
pirate’s sunken chest

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