Sometimes, iPods need a good spanking.

Tuesdays are unofficial “Laundry Days” in our household. I say unofficial because, generally speaking, each Tuesday comes and goes with little to no pomp and circumstance. And, even though the event is announced to the public (my husband and kids) in advance (the night before), it seems I am the only person in the house who participates in the ritual. Every freaking week. But I’m not bitter. Much.

So, three Tuesdays ago, I went through my usual routine of: 1. gathering all the kids dirty clothes from upstairs, 2. taking them to the laundry room, 3. sorting them, and 4. performing the necessary pre-treating, washing, drying, and folding, before 5. putting the then-clean clothes back in their appropriate closets and/or dresser drawers.

I finished washing the third or fourth load and threw it into the dryer. Started the dryer, and went back to sitting on the couch eating bon-bons scrubbing toilets. About five minutes passed, and I realized that I had been subconsiously hearing some unknown repetitive noise.

Repetitive noises drive me crazy. Short drive, I know.

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McEmma

Yesterday, Emma and I were running errands before she had to go to pre-kindergarten. As we drove home, I realized I had cut our time pretty close, and it was going to be a rush to get her fed lunch and out the door on time.

When we were a couple of miles from our neighborhood, I asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, “I don’t know,” and sat quietly thinking about it.

Another mile passed before she spoke up.

“Mommy?” she said sweetly.
“What.”
“Can I have a Happy Meal?”
“No, Emma.”
“Hmmph,” she grunted, then crossed her arms and frowned.
“Fine,” she snapped, “Can I have a MAD Meal?”

Transfer and integration of the sarcasm gene is complete. And she gets that from her father.